i don't know what finfrequently means so i have interpreted it as i will. and by that i mean random questions from the internet

currently all these questions are stolen from the colbert questionert. See

if you were a cheese, what would you be?

according to the relevant online quiz which helpfully informed my decision to put this question on this page, i am emmental cheese. See i am a sweet-smelling, light-toned cheese with large holes. i am adventurous and love challenges. i am easily excited and sometimes even a little mischievous.

describe the perfect sandwich.

the one on hand. in the situation that there are many potential sandwiches on hand, as is the case in the supermarket sandwich aisle, the high street sandwich shop, or the well endowed wedding buffet, there are a few most particular considerations: the perfect sandwich should be well vegetabled; crisp in leaf and soft in loaf; nostalgic, but not cloying. the intensity of flavour in said contraption should be such that as those particles make their way from an area of high concentration to an area of low concentration across that partially permeable membrane, they are falling vertically, such is the speed and ferocity with which they want to bring about equilibrium within you, the eater's, mouth. that is to say, the best sandwich is intense, and therefore while above i made reference to the supermarket sandwich aisle, the high street sandwich shop, and the well endowed wedding buffet, in none of these three situations will you find the perfect sandwich. the perfect sandwich must be spontaneous. a sandwich left sitting is a sandwich worth spitting, as the old saying is wont to go. perhaps the perfect sandwich need not be perfect in construction but in temporality, a polaroid in edible form. my life is framed in sandwiches. the waitrose prawn cocktail. the sweaty immature cheddar with piccalilli and sand. the white bread, ham, and margarine. i was young, my friend, and that sandwich was my world. i can still taste it now

what's your dnd balabalabala

i don't play dnd, so for this question i have offhanded it to an excellent quiz where i push buttons and get a reward. and that reward is the knowledge that i am a chaotic good human cleric. See

A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he's kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit. However, chaotic good can be a dangerous alignment when it disrupts the order of society and punishes those who do well for themselves.

Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Clerics- Clerics act as intermediaries between the earthly and the divine (or infernal) worlds. A good cleric helps those in need, while an evil cleric seeks to spread his patron's vision of evil across the world. All clerics can heal wounds and bring people back from the brink of death, and powerful clerics can even raise the dead. Likewise, all clerics have authority over undead creatures, and they can turn away or even destroy these creatures. Clerics are trained in the use of simple weapons, and can use all forms of armor and shields without penalty, since armor does not interfere with the casting of divine spells. In addition to his normal complement of spells, every cleric chooses to focus on two of his deity's domains. These domains grants the cleric special powers, and give him access to spells that he might otherwise never learn. A cleric's Wisdom score should be high, since this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.

what fragrance family are you?

i am an aromatic fragrance. See i am the definition of a free spirit, with a poetic outlook in life that makes me enchanting to all those around me. i embrace life to the fullest, exuding a bohemian essence that only fragrances from the aromatic fragrance family can fully capture.

what specifically guerlain fragrance are you?

i am jicky. See i don't know what's up with this whole monologue but i'm absolutely not complaining my practiced ennui teeters on the edge of despair, when i'm not chasing that feeling of riding cliff-side, breathless, containing the urge to jump i just scream into the expanse. The untempered tempest of my psyche, the exhilarating, terrifying heights fall between long episodes of unbearable boredom. Fox hunting, horse-riding, never leaving the dim rotting estate. She’s a beauty, a ruined ruin, carrying herself with the grace of a grand-dame once accustomed to splendour. i trail my leather-gloved hand over the banisters, overlooking the foyer where it is rumoured a marquess died duelling after some sordid infidelity affair coming to light. Indeed, if this old house could speak she would prefer to stay silent in an attempt to retain her dignity. If spirits could haunt this place would be more crowded than the opera on opening night! But the halls are silent, the only sound are the heels of my riding-boots against the tile.

The solitude suits me well, particularly because i'm deemed “unsuitable for society”. i consider it a compliment when called insufferable, “mad, bad and dangerous to know”. Why leave my refuge when the lavender that creeps between the ruins of my family mausoleum moves some silent string of my soul in a way i'm certain no where else in the world could? How long could i go without the dark, animalistic smell of the earth after rain? How could i even consider leaving my seven greyhounds behind?! And so i relinquish to my debauched routine, wondering if shooting practice on the family portraits technically counts as a hobby.

i am lightskyblue. See my dominant hues are cyan and blue. i like people and enjoy making friends. i'm conservative and like to make sure things make sense before i step into them, especially in relationships. i am curious but respected for youry opinions by people who i sometimes wouldn't even suspect.

my saturation level is lower than average - i don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but i schedule time as i see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees my grand master plan.

my outlook on life is bright. i see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates me to see them get down on everything.

the magical technique that best suits me is potion-making See Potions can take many forms - including soups, teas, perfumes, or lotions. Potion-makers use their skills to boil and brew to make all sorts of concoctions powered by the mystical qualities of herbs and other ingredients.